Sometimes you just want to ditch all the heavy stuff and play with words. And if you can’t think of the right words, set your mind free from everything your English teacher told you and make stuff up. Dust off your fiddle and sing with me!
‘Twixt the brothe and the brithey on the Binneylarken Sea
Lived a bonnybuckom lassie, a most tithywickam she.
When the moon waned thin
And the stars grew dim
She would call to the sailors from the dinneys and the dunes
Cast a spell on the sailors with her canticles and tunes
And they’d leave their ships
With her name on their lips
And betoddle in the barken on the Binneylarken shore
‘Til they dinna want to sail to their home no more
And the maids they’d kissed
Turned to clouds in the mist
While they dallied by the lassie with the skitheyweeden locks
And the waves sprayed high on the wildercliffen rocks.
Then she (in a trance)
Would flee (in a dance)
And she’d leave behind a flurrium of disenchanted men
Who’d be beggin’ her to set ‘em on their ships again
Which had drifted overnight
Over rift and out of sight
And a man without a ship he canna sail no more
And a sailor not a sailor when he sleep on a shore.
Beware of the lass
In the blitheydune grass–
Tie your body to the mast when you pass by she
‘Twixt the brothe and the brithey on the Binneylarken Sea.